How much junk food do I have to eat for my body to turn it into self respect? I keep trying and not quite getting there.

But I lost some points for getting him a TMNT book that didn’t have his favourite Turtle in it. But how was I to know they’d make a book without Raphael so much as mentioned?

Got some uncle points this week for teaching my mother how to pronounce Mxyzptlk because it was in one of my nephew’s books.