Here’s a listing of prose stuff I have writtened:

It Happened In The Bronze Age:

Living in the world can be confusing. One might wonder how things came to be the way they are. This series of stories will explain everything:

• Flammable vs. Inflammable: The Real Story
• How Horses Were Tamed
• How The Crossbow Was Invented
• How The Frisbee Was Invented
• How The Tradition Of Marriage Began
• The Origin Of Neckties
• The Reason Clovers Are Considered Good Luck
• The Reason Coins Are Round
• The Reason February Is The Shortest Month
• The Reason People Cover Their Mouths While Yawning
• The Reason Women Were Allowed To Vote
• Whence Scabies
• Who Invented The Lightbulb

Shotgun Professor:

A serial telling the story of a collection of scientists in a world where a war with Australia has fundamentally changed society.

• The Shotgun Professor in “Retirement”
• The Shotgun Professor in “The Pomegranate Problem”
• The Shotgun Professor in “The Siege of Bradford Mansion”
• The Shotgun Professor in “Time to Go”
• The Shotgun Professor in “A Night on the Town”
• The Shotgun Professor in “The Chase”
• The Shotgun Professor in “Corpses and Commandos”

Sam Dennis:

A serial telling the story of a collection of young boy who gets left in the woods after his family is sacrificed to supernatural beings.

• Light of the Xenocreated
• Sam Dennis In The Woods
• Surviving
• Training
• Back To Carltonville

Jhad O’Leary Tales:

A series of tales about some guy in the future.

• Jhad O’Leary’s Cry For Help

Robexor Tales:

A series of tales about a pissed-offed robot:

• A Friday The Thirteenth Lesson
• Robexor Goes To San Fransisco
• School With Robexor

Other Stories:

Not every tale is so easily pigeonholed. Here are those who simply cannot be defined.

• The Big Cow Story
• Captain Chivalry versus Doctor Dragon
• Christmas With Joe Gamolli and SpeedFeet
• Crazy Malcom’s Used Car
• Dr. Whitman’s Story
• The Exsanguination of Murray McDonald
• Father’s Eyes
• The Legend Of The Killer Maniac That Murdered
• Letters Home From War
• Meteorface, Powerless
• Money, Guns And Mustard
• Rosaccio Becomes a Pirate
• The Skeleton Invasion Of Moyensville
• Splat
• The Tale Of The Cursed Hammock
• To Die No More!
• Tommy’s Tree
• The Troll
• The Unbelievable Machine
• When Frog Flew South For The Winter
• The Winds of Time Wound All